#Jamie's chitchat

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

good > finally building the habit of checking my trouser pockets for tissues and stuff before putting them in the washing machine

bad > being unable to do so without saying "what's it got in its nasty little pocketses" in a gollum voice

[sim-ply-the-best]

I see the angels, I'll lead them to your door There's no escape now, no mercy no more No remorse 'cause I still remember The smile when you tore me apart

my current dnd character, Dezideriu, freed by and now bound to an angel and slowly figuring out who he is and how to just... live

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, in nearly 30 years now as a born and bred brit I have never even once seen "chuffed" used negatively, it is always very pleased - you can tell somebody to "chuff off" which is a much lighter way of saying fuck off (haven't really considered it a swear since I was about 9, so even then it doesn't have that negative a connotation ime)

the only thing I can think of is it being a regional thing (my personal lexicon is mainly yorkshire w some lancashire and wales from my parents) but I've had friends from down south agree w me on it, so I couldn't tell you what specific region it would be 🤔

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

IT IS DONE!!!!!

I'm so glad to finally have them all up on display, some of them have been in boxes for years

edit: I've given my doll blog a dust off, so I'll be posting more pics and stuff over at @adollable-j /o/

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

please look at this delightfully derpy felted highland cow i saw at a christmas market

i would die for him

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

inspired by the crapbirdphotography blog

CRAP GRIFFON PHOTOGRAPHY

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

am I a bear??????????

i am definitely gay fat and hairy is that the only prerequesites to be one

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

i just think almost any male character design can be improved simply by making his hair longer

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

i'm BOOPIN

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

i made a discord version, if anybody would like that

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

spot the difference

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

my dad found a stack of CDs I burnt like a decade ago and I am EXCITED to find out what's on some of these because I didn't write tracks on all of them

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

not pursuing a career as a freelance musician was the right choice because basically all creative career paths these days require being your own PR team

and good god do I fucking SUCK at self promotion

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

oh hey they'd get along well with this seller I happen across a while back

we’ve peaked

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

one day I'll not add Undisclosed Desires to a ship playlist

probably

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

i got one of those dolls you have to fuck about and make a potion with to get at and I really don't wanna do all that so wish me luck hacking into this bitch